Hello,

I am a man of good moral integrity shaped by an early Christian upbringing instilled into me by a single Mother who taught her Son right from wrong,

The occasional slipper and belt also helped in my..."education" and my bottom bears witness to it and it has served me well on this journey called life.

Listen more than you speak, I was told.
GOD gave you two ears and one mouth, is what I remember.

A healthy and robust young man standing 6'5" and weighing well over 300lb with no medical conditions and who has never entertained drink or drugs offers his services as a deckhand and the opportunity to help his captain and colleagues reap a great harvest from the seas.

I was born on March 3rd 1987 wearing a mini Hi-Vis jacket and a pair of tiny safety boots.

I took a DNA test recently and the results weren't surprising, as I suspected I'm related to the Duracell Bunny... because I never stop working!

I know the meaning of hard graft and working through aches and pains to get the job done.

I know what going over and beyond my duties to help the team out entails.

I know what it feels like to work 16 hours a day 7 days a week fuelled by only a sandwich and a can of coke.

I know what it means to work in horrid conditions and still get the job done to the satisfaction of both company & customer.

I don’t have any fancy qualifications but I know when the boss says jump, you bloody well JUMP and you will smile from ear to ear while doing so!


NO MORE putting up with pathetic people that want to go home after 3 hours.

NO MORE putting up with super educated folk yet who lack basic common sense.

NO MORE putting up with lazy individuals that struggle lifting 20kg boxes.

NO MORE putting up with staff calling in last minute to say they can't come work today.

NO MORE putting up with useless youngsters that spend more time on their smartphone than WORKING!!

No job too big nor too small! We begin at sunrise and finish at sunset, be that 8, 16 or 24 hours, rain or shine, it makes no difference, the job WILL get done!

I'm under no illusion that there will be many challenges and obstacles to overcome but regardless in whichever guise they appear we will get through it, someway somehow.

There is no valid excuse why an able-bodied man should be sat at home twiddling his thumbs doing nothing! I can and never will subscribe to that way of thinking, therefore I will continue to knock until somebody opens…

I’ve been working since the age of nine, no job had I ever considered beneath me! Even when things were extremely difficult with no shoulder to lean on and no visible escape route insight and when the thought of maybe putting my plump and delicious butt-cheeks up for sale crossed my mind, yet jumping on benefits was never an option.

In a country of opportunity where people are literally risking life & limb to reach upon its shores, a land of milk & honey where many non-natives, as well as their son’s & daughters have fallen in love and even adopted British values.

If you seek a serious and loyal underling that will make your life easier and bring you greater peace of mind, happiness and success then here I am.

Thank you for reading

Joseph